Wish I had...
Wish I had a...
Yeah, yeah...

Wish I had...
Yeah, yeah...
Wish I...

Wish I had a hundred bad chicks
And a fucking bachelor pad
Got some girlies in my phone
And all of them are bad

And I don't usually brag
'Cuz I remember plans I had
With my timing not so ironclad
But I still chase them like I'm mad

Yeah, uh
I remember having two dollars in the bank
Had no fucking job
But still needed the drink

Had to put that shit down
No more stumbling around town
'Cuz I want the crown
Not end up in a burial gown, yeah (uh, yeah)

Oh, I want to taste her like a motherfucking raspberry
But I won't be chasing, I ain't on that fucking "Tom & Jerry"
Strawberries, blueberries, want to eat them off you, baby
I hope I'm not too wild for you to come and be my lady

Seafoam green short shorts, tube top
Navel pierced, let's go and turn it up a notch
Used to pop Xans, but now I'm popping bands
When I used to drink I almost got blackmailed and scammed

I put gold plates on my wrist
Where I used to have two slits (two slits)

Uh, we can roll up to the club
But I won't be dancing
You can hop inside the whip
Have a seat like I'm Chris Hansen

Shorts so short that you can see the pockets
Yeah, you make me want to plug the socket
We can go and make it happen
We can touch it down like Madden

Say she want to throw it back
Now I need a vasectomy
But I might not be your cup of tea
'Cuz I won't get down on one knee

But my flow go colder than a morphine drip
Even colder than my new fucking whip
She say she getting wet, need a caution sign
We wouldn't want to break a hip or spine, yeah

Oh, I want to taste her like a motherfucking raspberry
But I won't be chasing, I ain't on that fucking "Tom & Jerry"
Strawberries, blueberries, want to eat them off you, baby
I hope I'm not too wild for you to come and be my lady

Seafoam green short shorts, tube top
Navel pierced, let's go and turn it up a notch
Used to pop Xans, but now I'm popping bands
When I used to drink I almost got blackmailed and scammed

I put gold plates on my wrist
Where I used to have two slits (two slits)

I put gold plates on my wrist
Where I used to have two slits

Oh, I want to taste her like a motherfucking raspberry
But I won't be chasing, I ain't on that fucking "Tom & Jerry"
Strawberries, blueberries, want to eat them off you, baby
I hope I'm not too wild for you to come and be my lady

Seafoam green short shorts, tube top
Navel pierced, let's go and turn it up a notch
Used to pop Xans, but now I'm popping bands
When I used to drink I almost got blackmailed and scammed

I put gold plates on my wrist
Where I used to have two slits (two slits)

Used to pop Xans, but now I'm popping bands
When I used to drink I almost got blackmailed and scammed